I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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