i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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