Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
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