fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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