You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Randomize
