He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
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