Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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