she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Randomize