I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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