I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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