Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
