do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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