maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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