why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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