We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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