Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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