its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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