ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
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