If that was your dad, he is hot
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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