Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
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