either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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