we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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