I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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