Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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