But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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