morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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