Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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