is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
only if we run a train.
done.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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