is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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