nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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