Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
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There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
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