What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Just invented taco cereal.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
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