We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Damn victory sex feels great
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
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