"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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