Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I AM VODKA MAN
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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