just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
you told grandpa to call you daddy
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
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