They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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