no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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