Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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