There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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