people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
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