hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
the liver wants what the liver wants
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
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