I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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