The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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