Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
Randomize
