Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Randomize