the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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