Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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