i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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