I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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