Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
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