Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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