Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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