He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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