need another drink. this is the easiest way
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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