And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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